And you thought H1N1 was bad
Check out what this fish picked up down at the reef.
[Queue “Psycho” music please]
The bugger looks like he’s doing a little song-and-dance routine. How cuuute.
A rare parasite which burrows into host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself has been found off the Jersey coast.
WHAT THE…! They are in Jersey??? Now is the time to PANIC!!!
Is it just a coincidence that these creatures look just like the invaders from the Star Trek TNG episode Conspiracy?
Its a full scale invasion of tongue snatchers!
Even in Russia now.